I'm lovely. You'll like me.
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May 2012

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So, I was trying to text my friend to “stay strong”.

I accidentally typed “stay strog”.

And it autocorrected to “stay stroganoff”.

I just told my sad friend to remain a Russian dish of sautéed beef. 

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I am proud to have never inserted a vegetable into my vagina.
May 3, 201220,881 notes

shoutout to everyone who hasn’t unfollowed me yet

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